Archive for November, 2009

BIG Book Of Puppy Names: Picking Your New Puppy’s Name Doesn’t Have To Be A Chore!

BIG Book Of Puppy Names: Picking Your New Puppy’s Name Doesn’t Have To Be A Chore!

Your Puppy’s Name Says A Lot About Them…And YOU…Get It Right The First Time! Choose The Perfect Name For Your New Pup, No Matter What Their Breed, By Having Hundreds Of Names Right At Your Fingertips To Select From! Deciding on a brand new pet’s name can be a daunting task. Especially when you really don’t know what names are available. There are literally thousands of names to choose from! So you can see how this becomes less fun and more of a “chore” when trying to pick

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Dog Training Supplies Help Dogs Meet Unexpected

Dog Training Supplies Help Dogs Meet Unexpected

For many dog owners, training their pets means teaching them to use an outside bathroom, not to chew up the furnishings and not to jump up on every person who walks in the door. Many forget there are other jobs dogs can do and specialty dog training supplies may be needed. For example, a good hunting dog may be born from a family of hunting dogs, but they will still need appropriate training to learn what the human half of the hunting team expects from them.

Even the best breeding cannot prepare a dog not to jump at the sight and sound of a sudden flushing of a bird from hiding. Quail and chukars are used with funnels made for pointing the birds flight in a specific direction. The funnels, considered dog training supplies, are also used to recall the training birds into their cages or hutches to be used over again. Chukars, a member of the pheasant family are better thought of as training birds since they flush faster and louder than quail.

For those who do not like using live birds with their dog training supplies, bird launchers can boost artificial birds in a sudden fashion, similar to a real bird being launched from the brush. Some use a manual launch mechanism while others can be activated by remote control with a few available for up to eight separate launch controls.

Not All Dog Training Supplies Used For Hunting

For those who do not use a dog for hunting, dog training supplies can be useful for teaching limits of confinement without the need to erect an unsightly fence around their property. A special receiving collar can be worn by the dog with an underground electric fence that gives the animal a small electrical shock if they attempt to pass the line.

It does not take long for the animal to understand where the limitations are and once it has remembered the boundary, the fencing can be turned off. The dog will most likely not attempt to cross the line fearing a repeat of the jolt from previous attempts. Another of the collar related dog training supplies is used to control barking and as the dog learns that a bark causes a shock, will be hesitant to bark.

A similar system exists which enables the user to apply a shock by remote control to help training for behavior modification. For example, confined to the yard the dog attempts to dig up a flower bed. A short push of the remote control will remind the dog that behavior is unacceptable and helps train the animal to leave the flowers alone.

Roland Parris Jefferson III is a private researcher working out of Santa Monica, California. You can stay informed and up to date by visiting his Dog Training Supplies Website.

Did you know posting a “Beware of Dog” sign?

Question by st.lady (GitEm): Did you know posting a “Beware of Dog” sign?
Could get you sued. In a Pa. court the judge ruled that posting this sign meant you knew the dog was aggressive. Even if the person entered your property uninvited.
Did you also know they ruled that a “Attack Dog on Duty” sign would make you NOT liable if someone entered your property uninvited? One is a “look out for the dog” and the other is “you will get bit, this is a warning. a dog is doing a job” . What do you think?
Oh and you better ask your home owners insurance prior to putting up either sign.
….Never…. I agree in part of what you are saying however, my homeowners insurance wanted to know if there would be animals on the premises and what breed they would be. I live right on the Pa. Delaware borederline and just 1 1/2 blocks from my home it is against the law to own a Pit Bull without a permit and registration. Homeowners will not cover the breed either.
My brother in law has a sign that says “The hell with the dog watch out for the owner” It’s a picture of a gun

Best answer:

Answer by Naysaツ
Really? my grandparents have one on their front door and gate… they have a MALTESE lol they got the signs when they had their border collie, who was a big chicken any way, but use the signs to ward of unwanted people.
And I have recently put on up on mine and none of my dogs are aggressive, once again just to ward off people, I have seen many houses in my neighbour hood with them signs and well their dogs just sit there, some may bark, but none appear to be aggressive in their barks.

That is news to me.

I’ve seen some funny signs, a friend of mine has a very temperamental cat and has a sign “Beware! Attack cat on duty”
And I’ve seen the beware of owner ones, they do come up with some amusing signs hey.lol

Give your answer to this question below!

Why isnt my horse the “puppy dog” type?

Question by fadedoak: Why isnt my horse the “puppy dog” type?
I know it may be expecting too much from a leased horse, but I have been working with her for the last 3 years. And now finally lease her, but she doesn’t greet me, she recognizes me when I come in, she is a great horse, but I can help but be jealous of those who have the critters that are so socially welcoming.
I see her about 4 days a week, and am one of the 2 people she sees on a weekly basis.
I pride myself on being able to find the itchy spots on horses that cause them to lean over and twitch their lip, but I can’t seem to find hers for the life of me.
She is also on the older side of things, and I was curious if that puppy dog aspect just comes in younger horses.
Have done join-up, and when its too hot to ride, I just hang out with her in the pasture. We are working on tricks

… its not just riding.
I am glad some people have the same problem.
She was formerly a therapy riding horse (and I worked with her through that aspect, so I am sure I am associated with WORK) I am trying hard to break that and work with her on the ground and not always riding.

Best answer:

Answer by crazychica83_2002
No some horses just aren’t like that. Some horses come with bigger personalities then others. Just like people some people arent overly affecotionate.

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Q&A: more jokes.?

Question by Naskomenia: more jokes.?
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! ”

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, “HEY, KOOL-AID!”

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!

Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat that when God said, “Let there be light,” he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, “To be continued.”

Yo momma so fat her nickname is, “DAY-UM!”

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now.

Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her…

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, “Free Willy!”

Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, “Taxi!”

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, “Caution! Wide Turn.”

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, “One at a time, please.”

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo momma so fat God couldn’t light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo momma so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch’s good side!

Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God’s bowling ball!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

Yo momma so fat her belly button’s got an echo.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma so fat that she can’t tie her own shoes.

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip ‘n Slide.

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona — class Battleship.

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.

Yo momma so fat to her, “light food,” means under 4 Tons!

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat she won, “Miss Bessie the Cow 94.”

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA – FatAss Jeans.

Best answer:

Answer by conan
a lot of jokes thank you

What do you think? Answer below!

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