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joke cool real signs?

Question by manofwordsddn: joke cool real signs?
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
“Best Place in Town to take a Leak”

Sign over a gynecologist’ s office
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

On a Plumbers truck:
“We repair what your husband tried to fix.”

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

Pizza shop slogan:
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it”

At a laundry shop: “How about we refund your money, send you a new
one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot.
Would that be satisfactory? ”

At a towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an electrician’ s truck
“Let us remove your shorts.”

In a non-smoking area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate

On a maternity room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’ s office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right

On a taxidermist’ s window:
“We really know our stuff.”

In a podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

On a fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

At a car dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”

Outside a muffler shop:
“No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”

In a veterinarian’ s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the electric company:
“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you
don’t, you will be.”

Best answer:

Answer by jazminestarhead
thats funny

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

Dara Foster’s Naughty or Nice Dog Holiday Gift List

Dara Foster’s Naughty or Nice Dog Holiday Gift List

New York, NY (PRWEB) December 13, 2010

Whether your dog is a naughty nipper who loves tearing up Louboutins or the perfectly behaved princess of nicety, there’s just the right holiday gift to fit each personality.

Dara Foster world renowned pet style expert, TV personality and author has some great suggestions on how to select the perfect gift for your evil elf or obedient angel.

Naughty dogs love to chew, dig and play hard. They need a lot of extra mental and physical stimulation to keep them happy and out of trouble. No need to stuff their stockings with coal – try a little positive reinforcement by supplying them with the right presents to keep them busy.

Planet Dog-Orbee-Tuff Balls – $ 9.95

Ideal gift for the rough & tumble, obsessed ball chaser in the family

Extremely durable and minty flavored too!

100% of profits go directly to the Planet Dog Foundation

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Dog-e-Walk – $ 59.99

If your dog is a naughty walker and prefers to walk YOU instead of the other way around, this is the gizmo for you!

This high tech gadget uses ultrasonic sound waves to teach the dog not to pull on the leash

Only the dog hears the sound

Ideal for every breed

exclusively sold at

Skineez – $ 6.99

Puppies and feisty terriers love to tear apart plush toys and go crazy when they hear the crunchy sound of an empty plastic water bottle

This stuffing free toy leaves your floors clean while driving your dog crazy with a fun plush toy that will last a long time

Durable, stuffing free design lays completely flat

available at

Pepper & Tanky Dog Perfume – $ 44.00

Naughty dogs often like to roll in the smelly stuff

Freshen them up with a luxury dog fragrance from Pepper & Tanky and they’ll smell so yummy you’ll want a big smooch

Smells so good, you might want to share it with your dog

available at

The Dog Brick by Nina Ottoson – $ 59.99

Often naughty dogs are simply smart dogs acting out because they are bored. Surprise them with a board game of their own that will stimulate their brain and encourages interaction between you and your dog

This is an Interactive “find the treat” game for you and your pet to play together

Designed for everydog from the Canine Einstein or Forrest Gump

available from amazon

NICE DOGS are usually obedient, mellow, sweet little, A+ Students who inspire strangers to say “you should clone that dog!”. Pamper them this holiday with sweet treats and luxury accessories to show your love.

Dogs & Dolls Dog Collar – $ 125.00

Good dogs (who don’t roll in mud) can sport the finest fashions

High quality leather and hardware from Bologna, Italy based designer Dogs & Dolls

Take your style to another level when you pair this with the matching tassle leash

available from

Henri Bendel Stripe Bowl – $ 40.00

Every good dog deserves a nice bowl

Large size makes this a perfect water vessel

Signature Bendels striped design is very eye catching and unique

available from

Harry Barker Dog Biscuits in a Tin – $ 12.00

Good Dogs need LOTS of treats!

Hypo-allergenic, salt & sugar free, preservative free, wheat free

Low fat so your pooch can watch their waist line

Pretty vintage tin included so you won’t need to hide this dog biscuit packaging

available from–dog-biscuits.html

Wag-a-tude Snowflake Hoodie – $ 14.99-19.99

Keep your good dog looking cool while staying warm in this red and white polar fleece coat with festive snowflakes

Has a stylish hoodie complete with a pom-pom for over-the-top cuteness

Very affordable fashion that will stay in style long past the holiday season

exclusively sold at

Get Lick’d Roll-Up Travel Bed – $ 40.00

A roll-up travel cushion both you and your pet can share year round

Made from organic cotton & terry cloth blend sewn over traditional egg crate foam

Great for taking on vacations, to the beach or whereever you and your dog need a stylish, comfy bed or seat

available from

Gumby Rubber Dog Toy – $ 8.99

A classic cartoon character that will bring back memories for multiple generations

Simple rubber design contains no squeaker to avoid possible choking hazards

Super cute and can stand on his own (that is until your dog chews off his legs!)

available at

Dara Foster is a world renowned pet fashion stylist, TV personality and author best known for her humorous and “taste-making” pet style super-site Dara can be seem regularly on national TV as the pet style contributor on NBC’s TODAY show and has been a contributor for the National Enquirer, MSNBC, People pets, E!, Animal Planet, Modern Dog, and most recently to Martha Stewart’s Holiday Pet Gift Guide.

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Make your own Pet Potty for in the house or outside for about . Easily rinse the artificial turf clean and drain the mess without making a mess! Once you train your pet to use this potty, you won’t have to worry about it messing up your yard, patio, or carpet. Thanks to Dash the Beagle for taking the lead role in this film :)

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‘Healthy Teeth for Pets’ Campaign Urges Pet Parents to Make a Pledge For Their Pet’s Dental Health

‘Healthy Teeth for Pets’ Campaign Urges Pet Parents to Make a Pledge For Their Pet’s Dental Health

Dayton, Ohio (PRWEB) February 11, 2009

Leaders in pet-care, Iams®, Eukanuba®, Iams Veterinary Formulas and Veterinary Pet Insurance (VPI), launched a “Healthy Teeth for Pets” campaign Web site , a resource for pet parents to learn about the importance of pet dental health. According to the American Veterinary Dental Society, more than 80 percent of dogs and 70 percent of cats develop gum disease by the age of three years. Through the Web site’s educational videos pet owners can learn how to brush their pet’s teeth and identify common dental problems. As part of the campaign, pet dental kits will be sent to select veterinary hospitals and retail outlets. The “Healthy Teeth for Pets” dental kit includes a finger brush, a teeth cleaning tracking chart, a guide for good oral health, money saving coupons for Iams and Eukanuba products and information about VPI, the oldest and largest pet health insurance company in the U.S.

“The Web site is designed to be a resource for consumers to go to learn about the importance of dental care,” said Amy Dicke, DVM, technical services veterinarian at Procter & Gamble Pet-Care. “In light of pet dental awareness month, we hope that by educating pet parents about their pet’s dental health we can contribute to the early recognition and prevention of dental problems.”

A recent American Animal Hospital Association study shows that approximately two-thirds of pet owners do not provide the dental care that is recommended as essential by veterinarians. The “Healthy Teeth for Pets” campaign aims to raise awareness about the importance of oral care in dogs and cats to help them live longer, healthier lives.

The campaign suggests that pet owners partake in a dental health program that incorporates the 3Ds:

1) Daily Brushing – Make it a routine to brush your pet’s teeth every day – it will remove plaque and slow the development of tartar.

2) Dentistry – Consult your veterinarian about regular teeth check-ups annually or semi-annually. A teeth cleaning performed by a veterinarian is the only way to remove tartar for pets.

3) Diet – Diet is important to good oral health. Some dry dog diets such as Iams and Eukanuba can help block tartar formation as it incorporates a patented, proprietary technology in many of its foods – a dental defense system.

For more information about caring for your pet’s dental health please visit, or call 1800-297-4267.

About P&G Pet Care

For more than 60 years, Procter & Gamble Pet Care (NYSE: PG), the maker of Iams® and Eukanuba®, has enhanced the well-being of dogs and cats by providing world-class quality foods and pet-care products. To learn more about Eukanuba and Iams Dog & Cat Foods, or general pet care and nutrition information, call the Iams Consumer Care Center at (800) 446-3075. You can also visit us on the Web at or

About Procter & Gamble

Three billion times a day, Proctor & Gamble (P&G) brands touch the lives of people around the world. The company has one of the strongest portfolios of trusted, quality, leadership brands, including Pampers®, Tide®, Ariel®, Always®, Whisper®, Pantene®, Mach3®, Bounty®, Dawn®, Gain®, Pringles®, Folgers®, Charmin®, Downy®, Lenor®, Iams®, Crest®, Oral-B®, Actonel®, Duracell®, Olay®, Head & Shoulders®, Wella®, Gillette®, and Braun®. The P&G community consists of 138,000 employees working in more than 80 countries worldwide. Please visit for the latest news and in-depth information about P&G and its brands.


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