Question by manofwordsddn: joke cool real signs?
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
“Best Place in Town to take a Leak”

Sign over a gynecologist’ s office
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

On a Plumbers truck:
“We repair what your husband tried to fix.”

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

Pizza shop slogan:
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:
“Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it”

At a laundry shop: “How about we refund your money, send you a new
one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot.
Would that be satisfactory? ”

At a towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an electrician’ s truck
“Let us remove your shorts.”

In a non-smoking area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action.”

On a maternity room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’ s office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right
place.”

On a taxidermist’ s window:
“We really know our stuff.”

In a podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

On a fence:
“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

At a car dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”

Outside a muffler shop:
“No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”

In a veterinarian’ s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the electric company:
“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you
don’t, you will be.”

Best answer:

Answer by jazminestarhead
thats funny

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