Question by Miiss Cherry: about time one man seen the right b!t@h?
The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman’s poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.”

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

“Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.”

She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!”

This time the Marine didn’t say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, “Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place!”

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, “Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong b!t@h out the window.”
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Answer by PURU
nice one,

1 from me,

an american, an englishman & an indian were on a boat, travelling to some place,

they were discussing about courage by subordinates,

american asked his subordinate to dive & swim for 2 rounds of the ship & come back. the subordinate does that & comes back, american says look, this is courage.

englishman asks his subordinate to dive & swim 5 rounds on the ship & come back, he does that. englishman says see this is courage.

indian calls his subrodinate & asks him same thing 10 times but his man says u go to hell, i m not going to obey you,


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